heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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humansofnewyork:

"The youngest one is the most courageous. If somebody is picking on her sister in Sunday school, she’ll go after them!" (Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)
izanzanwin:

What I think of every time I see a “Sexy Pocahontas” or romanticized rendition of “Pocahontas and John Smith”. 

stacylaynematthews:

singing along to Azealia Banks likeimage

(via greetings)


1 day ago // 60,392 notes

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

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1 day ago // 174,030 notes
ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.